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The Operator: Good evening. The tape is moving fast tonight, and the source packet has us looking at a stock that can't decide if it's flying or falling.
The Operator: According to CNBC Earnings, CrowdStrike reported fiscal some number revenue of $1.47 billion and adjusted earnings per share of 31 cents, both topping estimates. The company boosted its full-year revenue outlook to between $5.99 billion and $6.01 billion, citing the 'Mythos moment' as a catalyst for mass-market acceptance of AI security.
The Operator: That optimism drove shares up 11% initially. But according to CNBC Earnings, Cyber stocks dropped on executive departures while memory chip rally gains traction. CrowdStrike shares fell over 4% after CTO Elia Zaitsev announced his departure to launch an AI-focused venture fund, while Palo Alto Networks also declined.
The Operator: Meanwhile, Micron gained more than 2% as investors reacted positively to reports that Samsung and SK Hynix plan significant shareholder returns.
The Operator: The tape records the prints. We just watch them hit. Goodnight.
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