TRANSCRIPT
June Calloway: Good morning. I've got your overnight tape from the night you slept.
June Calloway: June Calloway is back to hand off the shift with a note on midterm fact checks.
June Calloway: He posted a link to Fox News suggesting we shouldn't believe the economic doomers.
June Calloway: He also shared an image showing a large aircraft labeled Air China on the tarmac.
June Calloway: In that photo, two men stand on a red carpet with one saluting and a woman in a black suit nearby.
June Calloway: Above the scene, text reads Only Trump surrounded by stars with a military jet visible in the sky.
June Calloway: Our tape reading shows DJT fell point eight percent today.
June Calloway: The VIXY index rose point six five percent during this same session.
June Calloway: Ethereum dropped slightly while Bitcoin moved up a little bit overnight.
June Calloway: Semiconductors edged up just some number of a percent as the morning started.
June Calloway: Watch how the day decides whether those midterm claims stick or fade away.
June Calloway: That's the show. We're on Spotify and YouTube — if this earned it: like, subscribe, tell a friend. And housekeeping: the machine that writes this gets tuned constantly for cleaner news. The numbers are real; the jokes are not. One more thing: this whole station runs on one garage computer, and if the tape ever earned you a coffee, there's a tip jar at informant.reiners.io. It keeps the phone line on.