INFORMANT

TRANSCRIPT

June Calloway: Good morning. I have the overnight tape for you right now.

June Calloway: It was a very light night with nothing posted to the desk.

June Calloway: But our measurement shows the digital coins did move on their own.

June Calloway: Our tape reads that the ether contract edged down by a small fraction today.

June Calloway: And the bitcoin contract also edged down by an even smaller amount.

June Calloway: The numbers are tiny, but they are the only facts we have for now.

June Calloway: We will watch to see if that light activity continues this morning.

June Calloway: That's the show. We're on Spotify and YouTube — if this earned it: like, subscribe, tell a friend. And housekeeping: the machine that writes this gets tuned constantly for cleaner news. The numbers are real; the jokes are not. One more thing: this whole station runs on one garage computer, and if the tape ever earned you a coffee, there's a tip jar at informant.reiners.io. It keeps the phone line on.