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June Calloway: Good morning. I'm June Calloway, and I have your overnight notes right here.
June Calloway: The tape shows Ethereum gaining ground by a point six four percent while Bitcoin slips.
June Calloway: Broad indices are quiet, with the S&P and Nasdaq both ticking up slightly while the volatility index dips.
June Calloway: I also posted a photo from Iwo Jima, showing that golden statue of soldiers raising the flag behind a chain link fence.
June Calloway: That crane labeled S some number XC sits right there under a partly cloudy sky in the shot.
June Calloway: Then there is an image reading Only Trump, depicting the White House with the presidential seal on the lawn and no people visible.
June Calloway: Finally, I shared a picture captioned The Hoax Buster featuring a man in a suit walking through a crowd of uniformed individuals.
June Calloway: Those are the posts from last night. What do you think we should watch for today?
June Calloway: That's the show. We're on Spotify and YouTube — if this earned it: like, subscribe, tell a friend. And housekeeping: the machine that writes this gets tuned constantly for cleaner news. The numbers are real; the jokes are not. One more thing: this whole station runs on one garage computer, and if the tape ever earned you a coffee, there's a tip jar at informant.reiners.io. It keeps the phone line on.