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June Calloway: Good morning. Here is what he posted overnight while you slept.

June Calloway: He shared a post from Whiplash437 noting Governor Ron DeSantis signed a law banning Sharia Law enforcement in Florida.

June Calloway: The same account amplified a claim that President Trump announced the construction of two brand new, very large battleships.

June Calloway: He also posted from Scott Besent about the IRS launching massive audits of financial institutions involved in laundering Minnesota funds.

June Calloway: And Howard Lutnick’s post detailed the Kennedy Center’s ceiling crashing, noting an eighty to one hundred million dollar annual loss.

June Calloway: Our measured tape shows Bitcoin fell minus point some number percent. Ethereum dropped minus point some number percent.

June Calloway: DJT edged up plus point some number percent. VIXY and QQQ both edged up by small margins.

June Calloway: What to watch today: the political fallout from Florida’s new Sharia ban.

June Calloway: That's the show. We're on Spotify and YouTube — if this earned it: like, subscribe, tell a friend. And housekeeping: the machine that writes this gets tuned constantly for cleaner news. The numbers are real; the jokes are not.