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June Calloway: Good morning. Here is what he posted overnight.
June Calloway: He calls the White House a dump in its past, now praising renovation efforts. He shares before-and-after photos of the exterior facade. He says it is now better than when built in some number.
June Calloway: He also shows first interior renderings of a new Ballroom. He claims it is massively expensive but free to taxpayers, on budget and ahead of schedule.
June Calloway: He congratulates Shane Lowry on his win at Trump International Golf Links in Ireland. He calls him a total winner.
June Calloway: Our measured tape shows X:ETHUSD fell -0.58% and X:BTCUSD fell -0.49%.
June Calloway: He shared a link about Iranians running out of gas, citing old headlines claiming the US is winning a war there with specific approval ratings.
June Calloway: What to watch today: how audiences react to his claims that the White House renovation was saved by his spare time efforts.
June Calloway: That's the show. We're on Spotify and YouTube — if this earned it: like, subscribe, tell a friend. And housekeeping: the machine that writes this gets tuned constantly for cleaner news. The numbers are real; the jokes are not.