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June Calloway: Good morning. I’ve got the overnight tape for you.

June Calloway: The host posted a short note on Spain, calling out the country’s zero control of its border with a single word: WOW!

June Calloway: Our tape shows Bitcoin edged up plus point some number percent. Ethereum edged up plus point zero one percent.

June Calloway: What to watch today: keep an eye on how that Spain border sentiment plays out across the wires.

June Calloway: That's the show. We're on Spotify and YouTube — if this earned it: like, subscribe, tell a friend. And housekeeping: the machine that writes this gets tuned constantly for cleaner news. The numbers are real; the jokes are not. One more thing: this whole station runs on one garage computer, and if the tape ever earned you a coffee, there's a tip jar at informant.reiners.io. It keeps the phone line on.