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June Calloway: Good morning. Here is what he posted while you slept.
June Calloway: He called Congressman Mike Lawler 'fantastic' and 'a total winner,' urging supporters to keep him in Congress.
June Calloway: On agriculture, he claimed four Big Processors hold a monopoly that makes life miserable for farmers. He says he is authorizing documents to let them process their own food.
June Calloway: He declared Iran a 'failing nation,' insisting they are begging for a deal. He told Bret Baier to straighten out his flunkies regarding inaccurate reports.
June Calloway: He shared a graphic titled 'No More Mr. Nice Guy!' featuring an American flag and him holding a rifle against explosions.
June Calloway: Another image compared five leaders who built America to those who broke it, labeling the latter with failure and decline.
June Calloway: He posted a map titled 'U.S. Territories' showing the Strait of Hormuz alongside nine territories.
June Calloway: A final graphic showed him and Dolly Parton beneath white columns, with an American flag visible behind them.
June Calloway: Now for our measured tape reading.
June Calloway: TSN plunged -3.14% at the 99th percentile. X:BTCUSD dropped -1.23% at the 95th percentile. X:ETHUSD dropped -1.21% at the 92nd percentile.
June Calloway: RUM rose +0.75% at the 54th percentile. WBD rose +0.37% at the 56th percentile.
June Calloway: What to watch today: The execution of his order allowing farmers and ranchers to process their own food.
June Calloway: That's the show. We're on Spotify and YouTube — if this earned it: like, subscribe, tell a friend. And housekeeping: the machine that writes this gets tuned constantly for cleaner news. The numbers are real; the jokes are not.