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June Calloway: Good morning. Here is what he posted overnight.
June Calloway: He claims the United States is giving serious consideration to changing the name of Lake Ontario to Lake America, citing a lack of expected business with Ontario.
June Calloway: He also asks Darline Graham Nordone, sister of Lindsey Graham, to run for the U.S. Senate in South Carolina, calling her a 'spectacular person' and a 'true American Patriot.'
June Calloway: He throws his complete endorsement behind MAGA Warrior Mike Mazzei for Governor of Oklahoma, attacking opponent Gentner Drummond as a 'Fake Republican' who supports the Lincoln Project.
June Calloway: He posted an image showing Trump pointing forward with text stating violent crime is falling in biggest U.S. cities, highlighting homicide drops of 64.7% and 63.6% in specific areas.
June Calloway: Another post features a Washington Post headline about prescription drug prices hitting their sharpest drop in over sixty years, paired with an image of Trump raising his fist.
June Calloway: Our measured tape reading: RUM jumped +2.87% at the 91st percentile; X:BTCUSD fell -0.74% at the 87th percentile; X:ETHUSD fell -0.64% at the 78th percentile.
June Calloway: GLD rose +0.28% at the 83rd percentile; IWM edged up +0.22% at the 65th percentile.
June Calloway: What to watch today: The fallout from his push to rename Lake Ontario and his endorsement of Darline Graham Nordone for the South Carolina Senate seat.
June Calloway: That's the show. We're on Spotify and YouTube — if this earned it: like, subscribe, tell a friend. And housekeeping: the machine that writes this gets tuned constantly for cleaner news. The numbers are real; the jokes are not.