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June Calloway: Good morning. Here is what he posted overnight.
June Calloway: He says he has paused the fifty percent tariffs against Canada for a three-day period, citing a deal in finalization.
June Calloway: He claims the Keystone XL Pipeline may be awoken from the grave, long killed by his predecessor.
June Calloway: He also nominated Judge Robert Long for the U.S. District Court in Florida, praising his record on public safety.
June Calloway: And he posted a long list of images celebrating election wins across Florida, from governor to state representative.
June Calloway: Here is our measured tape reading while you slept.
June Calloway: X:BTCUSD fell negative point four eight percent.
June Calloway: VIXY rose positive point four two percent.
June Calloway: DJT fell negative point some number percent.
June Calloway: X:ETHUSD rose positive point some number percent.
June Calloway: QQQ edged down negative point some number percent.
June Calloway: What to watch today: whether the three-day tariff pause holds as documents are finalized.
June Calloway: That's the show. We're on Spotify and YouTube — if this earned it: like, subscribe, tell a friend. And housekeeping: the machine that writes this gets tuned constantly for cleaner news. The numbers are real; the jokes are not.