INFORMANT

TRANSCRIPT

June Calloway: Good morning. While you slept, the overnight feed was dominated by a series of political victory graphics featuring Donald Trump.

June Calloway: He posted images announcing wins for Congressman Pete Stauber, Michael Alfonso, Tom Emmer, and Brad Finstad, among several others.

June Calloway: The graphics all carry the same endorsement banner and the Trump Vance logo, highlighting a wave of Republican victories across Minnesota, Wisconsin, and Alabama.

June Calloway: Turning to our measured tape: X:BTCUSD fell -0.31% (59th percentile); X:ETHUSD rose +0.30% (50th percentile); VIXY edged up +0.16% (23rd percentile).

June Calloway: On the equity side, IWM edged up +0.03% (14th percentile) and QQQ edged up +0.02% (14th percentile).

June Calloway: What to watch today: how the market processes this specific wave of congressional endorsements.

June Calloway: That is your brief. I am handing off the shift. Have a good day.

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