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June Calloway: Good morning. Here is what was posted overnight.
June Calloway: First, a political jab out of Iowa.
June Calloway: He called the absentee problem 'big news,' noting the candidate missed nearly 60% of legislative votes. He labeled them 'lazy Senators' who do not play well in the state.
June Calloway: He also shared a post about Greece, claiming the migration crackdown there was sparked by his win.
June Calloway: On security matters, he alleged David Hearn vandalized the Reflecting Pool. He described a witness seeing him rip the coating and write numbers on acid-treated grass.
June Calloway: He also posted images from Saratoga, highlighting a horse named Blue Root Beau with a purse of some number.
June Calloway: Our measured tape shows slight declines across the board. X:ETHUSD fell -0.42% (63rd percentile). X:BTCUSD fell -0.37% (66th percentile). QQQ edged down -0.19% (62nd percentile). SPY edged down -0.10% (54th percentile). DJT edged down -0.10% (14th percentile).
June Calloway: What to watch today: The aftermath of the Reflecting Pool allegations and whether they shift the Iowa narrative.
June Calloway: That's the show. We're on Spotify and YouTube — if this earned it: like, subscribe, tell a friend. And housekeeping: the machine that writes this gets tuned constantly for cleaner news. The numbers are real; the jokes are not.