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June Calloway: Good morning. Here is what was posted overnight while you slept. First, President Trump posted a screenshot of a message from Abe Hamadeh thanking the president for efforts to make Washington 'beautiful and respectable.' In his own post, Trump asked how much money and prestige the Supreme Court has cost the nation with rulings on birthright citizenship and tariffs. His answer: 'trillions and trillions of dollars.' The packet’s measured market line shows Bitcoin jumped +1.04% at the 92nd percentile and Ethereum rose +0.94% at the 87th percentile. Semiconductor index SMH rose +0.50% at the 72nd percentile. VIXY edged down -0.22% at the 30th percentile, and FXI edged down -0.13% at the 46th percentile. What to watch today: whether Trump’s claim that trillions were lost to court rulings gains traction as markets react.

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