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June Calloway: Good morning. The early shift found the desk piled with notes from last night's activity. He opened by citing some number plus innocent protesters he labeled savages, asking when Democrats will wake up. On economics, he claimed rich people and companies are pouring out of Democrat-run blue states at levels never seen before, warning these places could become future ghettos without money or hope. He amplified a link describing his long-predicted high-tax exodus now playing out in the Midwest as a sequel to California and Illinois. Shifting gears, he shared images of young men executed by an Islamic regime, calling them innocent voices needing help. Finally, he detailed a good conversation with new UK Prime Minister Andy Burnham regarding North Sea oil, trade, military alliances, and demining efforts, wishing him luck ahead of their next meeting. While crypto assets moved around these posts, the direction remains unclear. The only thing to watch today is whether those claims about an economic exodus or diplomatic breakthroughs gain traction in daylight.
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