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Edith Marrow: Welcome back to the archive. I am Edith Marrow, keeper of these tapes. Today is July Nineteenth, and if you think this year's drama is unique, just let me roll the reel on what we have here from previous years.
Edith Marrow: We start in 2022. On this day, he was posting about ratings-challenged Colbert Show staffers who were allegedly treated unfairly after entering the Capitol illegally and being very loud late into the evening without security present. He called them Radical Left lunatics from a failing show. In that same year on July Nineteenth, he also took aim at Speaker Robin Vos of Wisconsin regarding a Supreme Court ruling declaring some number of some number of Drop Box votes to be illegal. He urged him not to hide and suggested his opponent in the upcoming Primary would do well if Vos didn't move with gusto.
Edith Marrow: The markets that day? Well, SPY moved. QQQ moved. VIXY moved. The small caps swung around, and Bitcoin and Ethereum both reacted in their own ways before the tape ran out for 2022.
Edith Marrow: Jumping to 2023 on this same date. He was saying that vicious Communists, Marxists, Fascists, and Radical Left Democrats had attacked his lawyers at a level never seen before, yet he kept winning. Any attorney representing him, he claimed in 2023, is either a fool or a Great American Patriot History will love. That day, he also shared a link amplifying claims that the FBI held an unclassified record detailing Joe Biden's involvement in an extortion and bribery scheme.
Edith Marrow: As for the market dance card on July Nineteenth of 2023, SPY moved again. QQQ whipsawed a bit. VIXY was volatile. The small caps were choppy, and both Bitcoin and Ethereum saw action before closing out another year's entry.
Edith Marrow: By 2024, the tone shifted to miracles. He posted that none of us knows God's plan, but if last Saturday made anything clear, it is that every moment on earth is a gift from God. The attacker in Pennsylvania wanted to stop his movement, he said, but this movement has never been about him—it has always been about YOU and the hardworking patriotic citizens of America.
Edith Marrow: In 2024 on July Nineteenth, he also shared a post claiming President Zelenskyy congratulated him on a successful Republican National Convention and becoming the nominee. He said they had a good phone call where Zelenskyy condemned the assassination attempt and remarked about unity. In return for this reach out, he promised that as your next President of the United States, he will bring peace to the world and end the war.
Edith Marrow: He posted an image from that day showing a large indoor arena filled with some number. A giant screen displayed him speaking into a microphone flanked by American flags, while banners for Iowa, Oregon, and Guadalupe were visible in the crowd.
Edith Marrow: The markets on that 2024 date? SPY moved. QQQ swung. VIXY reacted. This year, a ticker labeled DJT also joined the rotation alongside IWM and crypto assets.
Edith Marrow: Fast forward to July Nineteenth in 2025. He was stating that all three nuclear sites in Iran were completely destroyed or OBLITERATED, taking years to bring back into service if they even wanted to try starting anew elsewhere.
Edith Marrow: That same year on this date, he announced he had asked the Justice Department to release all Grand Jury testimony regarding Jeffrey Epstein. He noted that even with court approval, nothing would be good enough for the troublemakers and radical left lunatics making the request, who will always want more.
Edith Marrow: The market tape from 2025 shows SPY moving once again. QQQ was active. VIXY swung wildy. DJT and IWM were in the mix, as were Bitcoin and Ethereum.
Edith Marrow: And now we land on today, July Nineteenth of 2026. He is writing that the People of Aberdeen in Scotland are dancing because new Prime Minister Andy Burnham will open up all the way to North Sea Oil.
Edith Marrow: He claims this oil source has some number of years of capacity left, much not even found yet. He says it will turn a Poverty Stricken Disaster into one of the Richest Countries anywhere in the World. In his view today, Britain pays Norway some number of Dollars a year for less valuable North Sea Oil and is moving horrible looking windmills that destroy Aberdeen.
Edith Marrow: He also shared an update from Greg Wischer at the Department of the Interior regarding World War Two Memorial fountains. Given his direction to coat them, they visited a vault underneath described as a massive underground labyrinth feeling like a WW2 bunker.
Edith Marrow: The description says it is old and falling apart with rusted out electrical boxes leaking water. He posted an image showing stalactites forming on one electrical box in this vault, calling the previous administration's handover a complete mess.
Edith Marrow: He also shared another photo of an open electrical panel with tangled wires and frozen organic matter or residue on a grated floor below. He described it as infrastructure affected by extreme cold, possibly from leaking pipes freezing structural elements.
Edith Marrow: The markets today? SPY moved. QQQ reacted. VIXY was volatile. DJT and IWM swung around. Bitcoin and Ethereum saw movement once more on this calendar date.
Edith Marrow: So, what is the drift here? In 2022 it was about unfair treatment of staffers; by 2023 it was legal battles and FBI records. By 2024 we had miracles and assassinations averted. Last year it was obliterated nuclear sites and Epstein files.
Edith Marrow: Today, it is dancing Scotsmen in Aberdeen and stalactites growing on electrical boxes under Washington monuments. The specific grievances change from political rallies to infrastructure decay to foreign oil policy. But the certainty remains absolute every single time.
Edith Marrow: He is always right, he is always winning, and the world is always on the brink of a miraculous turnaround or total destruction depending entirely on his actions. And through all of it, the markets just keep moving, swinging back and forth without ever seeming to care about which year's drama we are in.
Edith Marrow: That's the show. We're on Spotify and YouTube — if this earned it: like, subscribe, tell a friend. And housekeeping: the machine that writes this gets tuned constantly for cleaner news. The numbers are real; the jokes are not.