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Tess Marek: Tess: Our tape shows Microsoft surged three point four three percent since the open. That puts it at the ninety-fifth percentile versus its own baseline today. The wires audition with a story from CNBC Technology back at eight a.m. Eastern. They say Microsoft is packaging business AI into a single app as it tries to compete with Anthropic. Feed check: he has not posted about this ticker today.

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