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Tess Marek: Welcome back to Movers. The tape has spoken loud and clear today: META is leading the pack, surging plus seven point one six percent since the open, which ranks in the ninety-eighth percentile for us. The wires are auditioning for the why.

Tess Marek: MarketWatch reported at twelve twelve Eastern that Meta's stock is enjoying its best month in more than two years thanks to the company's hot new AI assistant. Earlier, Yahoo Finance asked why Meta Platforms stock skyrocketed today and noted Arm surging as Meta's Muse Agent reignited CPU demand bets.

Tess Marek: The tape is not alone in this action. We are seeing X:BTCUSD surge plus six point zero eight percent since the open, with Yahoo Finance noting Bitcoin topping eighty-six thousand despite a CLARITY vote failure.

Tess Marek: Right behind them is Intel. INTC surged plus five point six nine percent since the open. Yahoo Finance reported at twelve oh five that Intel's comeback is real, though the price tag might be the problem now.

Tess Marek: The feed confirms he has not posted about any of these tickers today, so we are watching a tape-driven move without his direct input. Meta leads with seven point one six percent, Bitcoin follows at six point zero eight, and Intel sits at five point six nine.

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