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Tess Marek: Good evening. ORCL surged +4.68% (94th percentile) since the open. Yahoo Finance at 10:17 ET had it linked to Snowflake’s 23% AI-fueled guidance raise, which also saw Oracle advance 3%; earlier at 07:47 ET, they noted HPE earnings topped estimates amid an Oracle AI data center deal. Our feed check shows he has not posted about this ticker today.

Tess Marek: X:BTCUSD surged +4.75% (93rd percentile) since the open. Yahoo Finance at 12:38 ET cited a Fed signal of a rate pause and $415 million in shorts getting rekt; earlier items at 09:55 ET and 09:23 ET touched on Bitcoin-gold correlation and XRP comparisons. Our feed check shows he has not posted about this ticker today.

Tess Marek: Both Oracle and Bitcoin finished the day up nearly four-and-a-some number percent, driven by cloud AI deals and rate pause expectations respectively.

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