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Tess Marek: Good evening. Three closers tonight, all moving well beyond their baselines.

Tess Marek: First, ORCL plunged -3.94% (91st percentile) since the open. Its 106th-biggest since-the-open day of the last 1148 sessions. Yahoo Finance at 12:13 ET reports Oracle Falls 4% as Bond Selloff Tests Its Debt-Funded AI Buildout, Nebius Slips.

Tess Marek: Next, META surged +3.75% (90th percentile) since the open. Its 107th-biggest since-the-open day of the last 1058 sessions. MarketWatch had it at 14:12 ET — Meta’s stock looks too cheap, analysts say. Why it’s now set up for a Google-style rally.

Tess Marek: And AAPL jumped +2.90% (91st percentile) since the open. Its 101st-biggest since-the-open day of the last 1148 sessions. Yahoo Finance at 12:45 ET covered Costco and Old Navy Deals, Apple’s New CEO and More of Today’s Top Money News.

Tess Marek: For all three movers, our feed check shows he has not posted about this ticker today. That is the only statement on wire coverage for tonight's episode.

Tess Marek: A day where Oracle’s debt fears clashed with Meta’s valuation hopes and Apple’s new leadership narrative — all in one session.

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