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Tess Marek: Good evening. Our biggest mover today is X:BTCUSD, which surged +4.98% (93rd percentile) since the open — its 115th-biggest since-the-open day of the last 1672 sessions.

Tess Marek: What are the wires saying? Yahoo Finance had it at 12:25 ET reporting Bitcoin surged to some number after Trump’s major announcement. They also had a headline at 11:40 ET noting crypto prices surged after President Trump pushes for Clarity Act, and earlier at 11:39 ET that Bitcoin was rewarded after Bessent promised more.

Tess Marek: Our feed check shows he has not posted about this ticker today. So the tape moved without his direct input. We'll see if that changes overnight. Good night.

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