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Tess Marek: Good evening. I'm Tess Marek. The tape shows META plunged -3.82% today.

Tess Marek: Yahoo Finance had the first headlines at 09:53 ET, framing the day with a claim that these tech giants are hiding $3 trillion in debt on an AI ledger. That was followed at 10:08 ET by coverage of Meta’s lawyers warning that a loss could cost $1.4 trillion as the trial determining the future of Zuckerberg’s AI ambitions gets underway.

Tess Marek: He has not posted about this ticker today. The tape printed the move while he stayed silent.

Tess Marek: META plunged -3.82% on the day's legal headlines.

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