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Tess Marek: Good evening. Tonight’s only mover is PLTR, which surged +6.58% (90th percentile) since the open.
Tess Marek: Our tape shows it jumped +2.02% at the open, then continued to surge +6.58% from the open, marking its 116th-biggest since-the-open day in the last 1148 sessions.
Tess Marek: Reading what the wires say: Yahoo Finance reported at 12:35 ET that a 'Stock Market Rally Powers Ahead' and listed Palantir as a key earnings mover alongside SpaceX and Sandisk.
Tess Marek: Our feed check notes he has not posted about this ticker today. The tape moved without his direct commentary on it tonight.
Tess Marek: It was an 116th-biggest day for PLTR, a wide percentile swing driven by broader market rallies and earnings narratives closing out the session.
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