INFORMANT

TRANSCRIPT

The Switchboard: The Line is the station's weekly call-in show. Listeners phone the station's toll-free line, leave some number takes on the question of the week, and the desk plays the approved ones and checks each claim against the tape. Tonight, the line is open, though it has been a remarkably quiet week. No apologies for the silence—just space to breathe.

The Switchboard: For this week’s poll, we asked what it means when a post lands and the market does not move. The market already knew: 1 vote. Nobody was listening: 0 votes. Too early to say. Wait for the close: 0 votes. Nothing. One post is one post: 0 votes. Total votes: 1. It’s entertainment, not a verdict, but it seems we’re all holding our breath in unison.

The Switchboard: If you have a take on that silence, pick up the phone and join us next week. The line is open.

The Switchboard: Call the line and leave your take: 1-844-719-4357.

The Switchboard: That's the show. We're on Spotify and YouTube — if this earned it: like, subscribe, tell a friend. And housekeeping: the machine that writes this gets tuned constantly for cleaner news. The numbers are real; the jokes are not. One more thing: this whole station runs on one garage computer, and if the tape ever earned you a coffee, there's a tip jar at informant.reiners.io. It keeps the phone line on.