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Min Legroom: Good evening. Min Legroom here.
Min Legroom: Signal check is live.
Min Legroom: Let’s look at the tape first.
Min Legroom: Our measurement for X:ETHUSD edged down -0.14% (28th percentile).
Min Legroom: X:BTCUSD edged up +0.04% (12th percentile).
Min Legroom: Quiet moves.
Min Legroom: No panic in the data.
Min Legroom: Now, the post stream.
Min Legroom: High volume noise today.
Min Legroom: President DJT touts poll numbers and calls Eric Schmitt a star.
Min Legroom: Loud typing.
Min Legroom: Nothing moved in response.
Min Legroom: That is noise.
Min Legroom: But look here.
Min Legroom: You shared a link about some number of some number of voter files ripped from an Arizona site in 2020.
Min Legroom: The DOJ declined to prosecute.
Min Legroom: That is signal.
Min Legroom: It’s a structural fact.
Min Legroom: Not a shout.
Min Legroom: You also posted an image of Lisa Murkowski refusing to vote for Todd Blanche.
Min Legroom: The post calls her a traitor.
Min Legroom: But the action is the signal.
Min Legroom: A vote withheld.
Min Legroom: Quiet data in a loud room.
Min Legroom: You shared a historical painting of Washington and Hoban building the White House.
Min Legroom: Scaffolding on the exterior.
Min Legroom: Construction is slow.
Min Legroom: Signal.
Min Legroom: You posted a split image comparing statues of Obama and Trump.
Min Legroom: Bronze versus gold.
Min Legroom: Visual noise.
Min Legroom: The tape didn't care about the statues.
Min Legroom: It cared about the flow.
Min Legroom: ETH dipped slightly.
Min Legroom: BTC climbed slightly.
Min Legroom: Balance maintained.
Min Legroom: That is the signal.
Min Legroom: The rest is just static.
Min Legroom: Stay clean, meat viewers.
Min Legroom: Min out.
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