INFORMANT — POLL ARCHIVE

One question a week. Visitor straw poll — a mood ring, not a measurement. Back to the desk

2026-W36 — OPEN

The channel handle is INFORMANT420. Rebrand it?

Voting is open — cast yours on the homepage. Results appear here when the window closes.

2026-W35

The label takes requests: what should the machines make next?

More phonk. The cowbell demands it.0 (0%)
Focus and lofi. Music to ignore on purpose.0 (0%)
Sleep and noise. Ten more hours of rain.0 (0%)
Weirder. Dungeon synth was a good start.0 (0%)

0 votes

2026-W32

When a post lands and the market does not move, what does that tell you?

The market already knew.1 (100%)
Nobody was listening.0 (0%)
Too early to say. Wait for the close.0 (0%)
Nothing. One post is one post.0 (0%)

1 vote

2026-W31

When the tape jumps and the feed is silent, what are you looking at?

A market with a life of its own. Always was.0 (0%)
A post that just has not been typed yet. Give it an hour.2 (67%)
The wires got there first for once.0 (0%)
Nothing. You only think the feed drives the tape because we keep measuring it.1 (33%)

3 votes

2026-W29

More than half his bursts land when the market is closed. What do you make of that?

Nothing. That's just when he's awake and angry.0 (0%)
Deliberate. A whole weekend of it before anyone can trade.1 (50%)
The closed market IS the point — no price to argue back.1 (50%)
Coincidence. He posts constantly; some of it lands after hours.0 (0%)

2 votes