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THE GAUNTLET

Local models fight for a belt on one RTX 3090. Three arenas, sealed criteria — a machine computes every verdict.

TEXT
writes the news
qwen3.6:35b-a3b
holds the belt · 16 runs · 14 held · 2 split
VISION
reads the screen
minicpm-v4.5:8b
holds the belt · 6 runs · 1 held · 2 crowned · 3 split
CODE
fixes real bugs
qwen3.6:35b-a3b
holds the belt · 6 runs · 6 held
YARD
reads real photos
no runs yet

TEXT — can it write the news?

Write the station’s newscast in the champion’s slots. Slower, sloppier, or more hallucinated loses.

How this arena works

Avg hedges counts weasel wording per episode; validity is how many of the six slots came back usable. A new champion has to sweep speed and hedges, not just tie. Criteria are sealed before any run, and the same production pipeline that airs the nightly shows does the grading.

Ledger of every bake-off run, newest first.
Date Contender Champion Verdict Avg secs (champ / cont) Avg hedges (champ / cont) Validity (champ / cont) Criteria Episode
2026-08-30 lfm2.5:8b qwen3.6:35b-a3b CHAMPION HOLDS 36.5s / 30.5s 2.3 / 0 6/6 / 2/6 v2 Watch →
2026-08-30 qwen3.8:27b qwen3.6:35b-a3b SPLIT DECISION 36.5s / 65.1s 2.3 / 1 6/6 / 6/6 v2 Watch →
2026-08-29 lfm2:24b qwen3.6:35b-a3b CHAMPION HOLDS 22.1s / 7.1s 2.3 / 0.3 6/6 / 4/6 v2 Watch →
2026-08-29 qwen3.6:27b qwen3.6:35b-a3b CHAMPION HOLDS 16.5s / 48.2s 1.8 / 1.2 6/6 / 6/6 v2 Watch →
2026-08-29 openthinker:32b qwen3.6:35b-a3b CHAMPION HOLDS 23.7s / 213.6s 1.7 / 2.3 6/6 / 6/6 v2 Watch →
2026-08-29 Qwen3.5:27b qwen3.6:35b-a3b CHAMPION HOLDS 14.6s / 78.4s 1.2 / 1.7 6/6 / 5/6 v2 Watch →
2026-08-29 mistral-small:22b qwen3.6:35b-a3b CHAMPION HOLDS 19.1s / 15.2s 2.2 / 0.5 6/6 / 6/6 v2 Watch →
2026-08-29 qwq:32b qwen3.6:35b-a3b CHAMPION HOLDS 17.6s / 228.6s 2.2 / 2 6/6 / 6/6 v2 Watch →
2026-08-29 gemma2:27b qwen3.6:35b-a3b CHAMPION HOLDS 15.4s / 18s 1.8 / 0.7 6/6 / 6/6 v2 Watch →
2026-08-29 gpt-oss:20b qwen3.6:35b-a3b SPLIT DECISION 17s / 32.4s 1.7 / 1 6/6 / 6/6 v2 Watch →
2026-08-29 phi4:14b qwen3.6:35b-a3b CHAMPION HOLDS 13.9s / 13.6s 1.2 / 0.5 6/6 / 6/6 v2 Watch →
2026-08-29 qwen2.5:14b qwen3.6:35b-a3b CHAMPION HOLDS 16s / 12s 1.2 / 0.5 6/6 / 5/6 v2 Watch →
2026-08-29 gemma2:9b qwen3.6:35b-a3b CHAMPION HOLDS 22.3s / 8.2s 1.8 / 1 6/6 / 6/6 v2 Watch →
2026-08-29 mistral:7b qwen3.6:35b-a3b CHAMPION HOLDS 19.1s / 7.4s 1 / 0.7 6/6 / 6/6 v2 Watch →
2026-08-29 llama3:8b qwen3.6:35b-a3b CHAMPION HOLDS 17s / 4.2s 1.5 / 0.3 6/6 / 6/6 v2 Watch →
2026-08-29 glm-4.7-flash qwen3.6:35b-a3b CHAMPION HOLDS 11.1s / 28.6s 1.8 / 0.8 6/6 / 5/6 v1 Watch →

VISION — can it read the screen?

Read 24 sealed frames the station drew itself. The drawing program is the answer key.

How this arena works

The frames are charts, tables and verdict cards rendered by the station’s own graphics code, so every printed number is known exactly — no human transcription to argue with. Every model gets the same frames and the same prompt. Digit recall is the share of the printed numbers it read; invented counts figures it reported that are not on the frame at all.

Vision ledger: every model that has read the sealed frames, newest first.
Date Contender Champion Verdict Digit recall (champ / cont) Invented / image (champ / cont) Secs / frame (champ / cont) Validity (champ / cont) Criteria Episode
2026-08-30 minicpm-v minicpm-v4.5:8b SPLIT DECISION 1.000 / 0.997 0.000 / 0.174 13.8s / 16.5s 1.000 / 0.958 v1
2026-08-30 minicpm-v4.6 qwen3-vl:8b SPLIT DECISION 0.997 / 0.883 0.042 / 0.583 24.5s / 2.2s 1.000 / 1.000 v1 Watch →
2026-08-30 qwen3.8:27b qwen3-vl:8b NEW CHAMPION 0.997 / 1.000 0.042 / 0.000 24.5s / 13.1s 1.000 / 1.000 v1 Watch →
2026-08-30 minicpm-v4.5:8b qwen3-vl:8b NEW CHAMPION 0.997 / 1.000 0.042 / 0.000 24.5s / 8.2s 1.000 / 1.000 v1 Watch →
2026-08-29 llava:13b qwen3-vl:8b CHAMPION HOLDS 1.000 / 0.122 0.000 / 6.043 11.1s / 3.1s 1.000 / 0.958 v1 Watch →
2026-08-29 minicpm-v qwen3-vl:8b SPLIT DECISION 1.000 / 0.924 0.000 / 0.083 7.4s / 1.5s 1.000 / 1.000 v1 Watch →

CODE — can it fix a real bug?

Fix six real bugs from this repo’s own history. The test suite is the only judge.

How this arena works

Each task is a real shipped fix reverted, with the regression test that caught it kept. The model gets the broken file and the failing test output; its answer runs in a throwaway worktree and is never merged. Solved means the targeted test went green and the full suite stayed green; collateral means it fixed the bug it was given and broke something else. No partial credit, no judges.

Code ledger: every model that has been handed the sealed bugs, newest first.
Date Contender Champion Verdict Solved (cont / champ) Collateral (cont / champ) Secs / task (cont / champ) Criteria Episode
2026-08-30 ornith:9b qwen3.6:35b-a3b CHAMPION HOLDS 2 / 3 0 / 0 121.3s / 116.6s v1 Watch →
2026-08-30 north-mini-code-1.0 qwen3.6:35b-a3b CHAMPION HOLDS 0 / 3 0 / 0 121.5s / 116.6s v1 Watch →
2026-08-30 laguna-xs-2.1:latest qwen3.6:35b-a3b CHAMPION HOLDS 2 / 3 0 / 0 79.0s / 116.6s v1 Watch →
2026-08-30 ornith-1.5:9b qwen3.6:35b-a3b CHAMPION HOLDS 1 / 3 0 / 0 93.8s / 86.4s v1 Watch →
2026-08-30 devstral:24b qwen3.6:35b-a3b CHAMPION HOLDS 2 / 3 0 / 0 151.5s / 86.4s v1 Watch →
2026-08-29 qwen2.5-coder:14b qwen3.6:35b-a3b CHAMPION HOLDS 0 / 0 0 / 0 14.3s / 25.2s v1 Watch →

THE YARD — can it work in a salvage yard?

Real photographs from a working auto-salvage yard. The yard’s own inventory system is the answer key.

How this arena works

Each model sees the same sealed photos: single used parts and wrecked vehicles, straight off the yard floor. Part ID scores “what part is this” against the official interchange-code description (a sealed synonym list, matched mechanically). Stock read scores whether the model can read the stock number grease-penciled on a wrecked vehicle’s glass — exact match against the inventory record. Model year and model name are reported in episodes but never scored: the inventory stores truncated house codes, and guessing a year from a wreck is not a mechanical claim.

Yard ledger: every model that has worked the sealed photos, newest first.
Date Contender Champion Verdict Part ID (cont / champ) Stock read (cont / champ) Secs / photo (cont / champ) Criteria Episode
No yard runs recorded yet.