TRANSCRIPT
VIXY jumped +1.67% while DJT fell -0.93% as the market closed on politics. The feed shows DJT plunged -3.68% then jumped +2.15% during bursts, proving volatility is our only constant companion. Leftists claim it's a media-only mess while rightists see pure chaos wrapped in filters. We face an end-of-day wrap where every percentile screams controversy. Expect more drama tomorrow as we watch the screen blink with empty promises and inflated egos dominating the night sky.