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DJT dropped -2.93% leading our morning briefing, falling at the open as DJT dropped -2.91% and X:ETHUSD crashed -2.30%. This volatile patch saw DJT plunge another -3.03% in a finalized burst before VIXY retreated -1.02%. With politics dominating four of twelve posts and media fueling equal drama, we face partly cloudy skies with a chance of DOGE volatility ahead. Expect silent disdain from the left while pundits scream about train speeds without invoking forbidden percentiles as the market heads lower.