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DJT dropped -1.87% as the market closed partly volatile with a chance of DOGE, while VIXY and IWM also fell amid political noise. DJT plunged -3.03% during the first burst after Margo Kessler rolled her eyes at anchor citations. The second burst saw VIXY drop -1.02% in just seven minutes as Trump's train parade clashed with Dale Buckhorn screaming about forbidden percentiles, proving facts are just suggestions for those with a handle on Truth Social while we finalize these chaotic trading day verdicts.