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DJT jumped +2.15% to close the day as political storms raged, leaving markets partly volatile with a chance of DOGE confusion! Politics dominated chatter while media noise filled the airwaves, creating a chaotic mix of truth and trash. The VIXY dropped -1.04% as fear faded briefly before new bursts shook the sector again. We saw X:ETHUSD rise +0.52% in early heat, then DJT surged higher later. Tune in tomorrow for morning updates on yesterday's digital tantrums!