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Bitcoin edged up +0.11% while Ethereum kept edging up to +0.16%, creating a partly volatile morning with a chance of politics. The midday session shows ETH leading gains across multiple percentiles as media debates swirl over Margo Kessler's baffled reaction and Dale Buckhorn's refusal to validate specific dollar figures. We remain uncertain if this visual mess constitutes a campaign stop or just another blurry picture from the golf course, but the market is clearly measuring movement despite the null hypothesis controversy heating up right before your eyes.