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IWM plummeted a severe minus 0.50% as the close sealed today's volatility. X:ETHUSD crashed down nine tenths of one percent while DJT slipped five hundredths twice over. VIXY rose slightly despite the chaos, proving resilience amidst media firestorms and political nonsense. Tonight's market weather remains partly cloudy with lingering doubt about whether we will see a chance of DOGE tomorrow morning.