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Good morning! We face partly volatile skies with a chance of DOGE, as X:ETHUSD plummeted -1.42% while VIXY jumped +1.29%. Overnight gaps show ETH swinging wildly between drops and rises, leaving investors confused. Meanwhile, DJT dipped -1.14% just as media chaos unfolded over the Kennedy Center ceiling crash. Our charts scream caution ahead of today's open; don't chase these extreme percentiles without a permit!