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ETHUSD edged down -0.11%, the sharpest measured decline of this session. We are closing out a calm Friday where crypto assets drifted lower across the board. Ethereum posted multiple downward ticks, settling at -0.10% in later readings, while Bitcoin mirrored that modest pullback with two instances of -0.05%. Volatility remained low, keeping percentile rankings well below the median. Amidst the quiet charts, the pundits were busy sparring over Bedminster’s golf score and airport renaming vanity projects. The left mocked the talent as fantasy fiction, while the right declared it validation you can taste. With no bursts to disrupt the rhythm, markets absorbed the political theater without much movement. Conditions are clear for the weekend ahead.