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DJT jumped +1.82%, that’s your closing bell headline for the 60-second wrap. Welcome to the INFORMANT MARKET DESK, where we’re looking at today’s full trading day just ended. Conditions were partly volatile with a chance of reality TV spin-offs. DJT rose +1.82% while VIXY dropped -1.78%, signaling relief that the Board of Peace might actually exist. SPY rose +0.47% and IWM rose +0.48%, showing broad support despite the cosmic commander drama. We saw DJT fall -0.78% in a second burst, proving even reality stars have bad hair days. The Left called it delusion; the Right tasted winning. It was a surreal day of musical beats and intergalactic ego trips. Stay tuned for tomorrow’s forecast, because if you can’t beat ’em, join the soundtrack.