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Good morning, and welcome to your Market Weather report where skies are partly volatile with a 60% chance of DOGE rain later today. Yesterday we saw ten posts on Truth Social triggering three distinct bursts of activity, starting with a quick one post over zero minutes pushing VIXY up plus point five seven percent at the fifty seventh percentile. Then came our storm front: two posts over twenty four minutes sent VIXY soaring to plus two point eight seven percent in the ninety fourth percentile! While DJT dipped minus one point forty one percent and X colon ETHUSD fell minus one point two three percent, the final verdict on QQQ showed a mere plus zero point fifteen percent gain. The pundits are sparring over rigged elections versus American Energy Dominance, creating thick fog around defense-war headlines involving Iran and Afghanistan casualty counts. Stay tuned for more turbulence as we track those percentiles all day long!