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DJT fell -0.80% and climbed that 67th percentile, before surging +0.53%, falling -0.46%, and rising +0.44% in as many seconds! We're watching the Dow dance while VIXY rose +0.65% at a brisk 63rd percentile. And listen to this: rates surged +15 basis points to 5.11% on September 23, with the 10-year hitting its highest level since July 13, 2007! Meanwhile, Margo screams about 'the data' while staring at a blank post, proving nothing settles anything but our collective despair, and you can taste it when Trump's media-only masterpiece plays. But wait, there's more: VIXY rose +0.65% to match our own confusion as Dale Buckhorn cries 'sweetheart' into a pillow! The 10-year yield is highest since 2007, folks! REGISTRY CHAIN HEAD: nine one four nine alpha delta nine six foxtrot zero delta bravo. Do we laugh or faint? We're wasting oxygen on this circus while the spread stays tight and the silence deafens! Join the debate before the bell rings and see if you can taste the victory in this picture of nothing at all!