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X:ETHUSD edged up +0.00% (1st percentile) while X:BTCUSD edged up +0.00% (1st percentile). Welcome back to the midday desk, where the market is essentially holding its breath for a move that hasn't happened since the invention of the ticker tape. Meanwhile, the 10-year Treasury yield jumped +7 basis points to 5.01%, marking its highest level since September 16. Now, let's hear from our pundits on this "historic economic boom." The left calls it a masterpiece of media management where Donald Trump garbage-collected CNN and MSNBC right out of the White House lawn. The right insists we are bagging those stations like trash while America enjoys said boom. They both love each other in the funhouse mirror they built together. And for those watching from home, here is your registry chain head: nine one four nine alpha delta nine six foxtrot zero delta bravo. Please stop looking at me with that same degree of confusion; I have no idea what we are doing either.