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The ten-year yield jumped seven basis points to 5.01 percent yesterday, pushing it to its highest level since September 16th while the market just edges down across the board. We saw X:ETHUSD edge down -0.12 percent at the twenty-fifth percentile and another slice of ETH drop by -0.11 percent, while BTC managed a minor -0.07 percent decline that felt like it belonged in the twentieth percentile. Meanwhile, someone tried to rally with a +0.06 percent gain for ETH, though that meager move barely scraped into the eleventh percentile before we had to watch another pair of coins slide down to the fourteenth and twenty-second percentiles respectively. The two-year ten-year spread is sitting at twenty-five basis points now. Our pundit panel is less helpful than these spreads; one notes Margo finally stopped shouting data to let Trump's ghosted media gallery take over, while Dale screams that the market is a genius about silent videos despite staring into an abyss of picture-less Truth Social dumps. The registry chain reads nine one four nine alpha delta nine six foxtrot zero delta bravo. Let's get this show on the road before the numbers turn to dust.