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X:BTCUSD rose +0.30% (59th percentile), which is fine, but then it edged down -0.16% (38th percentile) while X:ETHUSD just keeps edging up in a confusing tug-of-war that makes my head spin. Meanwhile, DJT edged down -0.18% (25th percentile) after a morning burst where DJT rose +0.80% (18th percentile), because apparently volatility is our new normal and I am just tired of it. And look at this registry seal: nine one four nine alpha delta nine six foxtrot zero delta bravo. It sits there, silent, while Margo Kessler screams into the void because she got a picture instead of a caption, and Dale Buckhorn claims polls are rigged without showing a single chart. The 10-year Treasury yield dropped -7 basis points to 4.94%, yet the market acts like it's still running on caffeine and denial. We have two posts today, a digital void where a photo should be, and I dare not ask what's actually happening when everyone is sweating in their suits while she dances on a pile of our collective future.