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X:ETHUSD rose +0.65% (78th percentile) while X:BTCUSD rose +0.31% (60th percentile), proving once again that markets ignore the absolute silence generated by the president's latest artistic outburst. Donald Trump posted a simple line drawing of a head on a peach circle, yet history proves them wrong once again. Margo calls it a "brilliant visual metaphor for the absolute silence," while Dale declares he needs no percentile when faced with the purity of zero data points and claims Trump admits defeat. Meanwhile, the 10-year Treasury yield dropped -7 basis points to 4.94% on September 17, 2026, reaching a high since September 16, 2026. And here is the registry seal for the morning: nine one four nine alpha delta nine six foxtrot zero delta bravo. If the president's peach circle represents a void, then this market reaction suggests that gravity has finally left Earth. But let's not get ahead of ourselves; we have a full trading day before us and zero bursts finalized today.