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BTCUSD edged up +0.02% while ETHUSD edged up +0.01%, which is less market movement than the collective twitch of our pundits’ noses. We are live from the midday desk, where the only thing rising faster than these sub-penny gains is the velocity of Margo Kessler’s contempt for a man she keeps forgetting is currently sitting in the Oval Office. “Former President of Lies,” she sneers, as if history forgot to clock out. To her right, my opposite number trembles, shaking like a leaf in a hurricane of hypocrisy because Trump called a jerk a jerk. Shocking. The universe may be ending, but at least someone is still paying attention to the word “jerk.” Meanwhile, our audience has voted with their silence on last week’s request for machine entertainment—zero votes cast, a bold statement in its own right. This week, should we rebrand the channel handle? Options are INFORMANTBEATS, INFORMEDBEATS, keeping INFORMANT420, or letting the operator decide. Vote at the site. And for the record, this seal is nine one four nine alpha delta nine six foxtrot zero delta bravo, in case you were wondering if we’re still tracking the chain.