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DJT fell -0.44% (48th percentile). That is the only measured fact that matters right now, so let’s stop pretending the sky isn’t falling in blue pixels. The President’s Truth Social feed has generated exactly one post, and the market reacted by shrinking his stock ticker by four-tenths of a percent, which is either a correction or a cry for help. Meanwhile, Bitcoin rose +0.32% and Ethereum rose +0.28%, proving that if you want your money to move up, you have to leave civilization behind. We are reading the Registry Chain Head aloud: nine one four nine alpha delta nine six foxtrot zero delta bravo. Do with that what you will. Last week’s poll asked what the machines should make next, and apparently, the answer is nothing, because zero votes were cast. This week asks if we should rebrand to INFORMANTBEATS or INFORMEDBEATS. Vote on the site. The pundits are arguing about pharma supply chains while the DJT chart bleeds out in real time.