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X:ETHUSD edged up +0.09% (19th percentile). That’s the most extreme move we have right now. Welcome to the mid-session check-in, where the market is basically doing nothing with style. Truth Social has posted seven times since morning, mostly revolving around a fantasy map called Lake America that apparently swallows deficits whole or exposes geopolitical suicide, depending on who you ask. Margo Kessler thinks it’s suicide; Daley Buckhorn thinks it’s strength. We’re just watching BTCUSD edge down -0.18% and then back up +0.16%, a rollercoaster of indecision. Meanwhile, the registry chain head reads: nine one four nine alpha delta nine six foxtrot zero delta bravo. It sounds like a secret code to keep us from noticing that ETH only gained less than a tenth of a percent. So, what should the machines make next? More phonk because the cowbell demands it, focus and lofi to ignore on purpose, sleep and noise for ten more hours of rain, or weirder dungeon synth? Vote on site.