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QQQ fell -0.72% in its most extreme measured move today. Yes, the tech-heavy index dropped by that specific fraction of a percent because apparently, reality TV star’s fan club isn’t enough to prop up the Nasdaq. Meanwhile, SPY fell -0.41%, joining the downward party with the grace of a drunk penguin. Bitcoin? X:BTCUSD rose +0.33%. Ethereum? X:ETHUSD edged down -0.17%. The digital currency market is as confused as the punditry. On the left, they’re screaming about constitutional safeguards; on the right, Dale Buckhorn is sweating over tariffs while pretending Trump makes America safe. It’s a circus, folks, and the ringmaster is tweeting about Iran like it’s a reality show season finale. We have a registry chain head: nine one four nine alpha delta nine six foxtrot zero delta bravo. Don’t ask me what that means. Just know that QQQ fell -0.72% and we’re all just watching the numbers bleed out before the open.