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DJT surged +3.31% (96th percentile), which is a vertical leap that suggests we are either in a bull market or a hallucination. Welcome back to INFORMANT MARKET DESK, where we check the pulse before the patient flatlines. Since the morning edition, Donald Trump has posted three times, resulting in two bursts of activity and one ticker that climbed higher than a monkey on a sugar rush. DJT rose +0.80% (67th percentile) later, but let’s be honest: the initial surge is what keeps the adrenaline dealers employed. X:BTCUSD rose +0.40% (69th percentile), USO rose +0.35% (61st percentile), and X:ETHUSD rose +0.25% (44th percentile). We are seeing green across the board, even if it’s barely a crawl for Ethereum.
On the ground level of social media, the first burst saw RUM surged +5.40% (96th percentile) in twenty minutes, and the second saw NUE rose +0.82% (82nd percentile) instantly. The pundits are having a field day. Margo Kessler calls it an "avant-garde, empty" soul fashion show, while Dale Buckhorn claims the market is a genius for ignoring her tears. Trump’s latest declaration of a "Wall of Steel" has Iran claiming they are ignoring us, which is convenient, like pretending not to see the arsonist with the gasoline can.
REGISTRY CHAIN HEAD: nine one four nine alpha delta nine six foxtrot zero delta bravo. Last week’s audience voted that silence means "A post that just has not been typed yet" with two votes, while one vote insisted it was "Nothing. You only think the feed drives the tape because we keep measuring it." Now, THIS WEEK'S POLL: "When a post lands and the market does not move, what does that tell you?" Options are: The market already knew., Nobody was listening., Too early to say. Wait for the close., Nothing. One post is one post.. Cast your votes online, because if the tape doesn't care, neither should you.