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DJT surged a startling 2.15 percent, vaulting into the eighty-second percentile as the market digested another burst of Truth Social noise while three posts remained stubbornly blank! IWM leaped 1.27 percent in the ninety-third percentile, mirroring GLD's modest 0.20 percent climb in the fifty-sixth percentile; QQQ rose 0.50 percent in the seventy-first percentile, and SPY added 0.42 percent to its seventy-eighth percentile gain. Meanwhile, VIXY fell 1.16 percent in the sixty-seventh percentile as X:BTCUSD rocketed up 1.16 percent and X:ETHUSD climbed 0.68 percent. The economy, poverty rates, and job creation vanished into the ether of three ghost posts!