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DJT plunged -3.23% (94th percentile) while five text-less Truth Social posts vanished into the ether over eleven minutes. The market fell at the open, IWM dropped -1.47%, and QQQ dropped -1.14%, leaving VIXY jumping +1.09% as pundits debate whether we should watch our backs or gloat that capital ignores the tiny blue app entirely. Meanwhile, SPY fell -0.59% and the anchor for the tariff segment refuses to elaborate on genius without apology, proving that when posts conflict by remaining silent, only the bleeding media tantrum remains real.