TRANSCRIPT
DJT jumped +2.15% (40th percentile) as the market sneezed right through a clown show of three simultaneous Truth Social bursts claiming record income and lower prices while poverty graphs remained obscure, proving once again that social media tantrums do not move capital; consumer-goods XLP fell -0.93% (61st percentile) while energy-prices GLD fell -0.86% (95th percentile), yet inflation persists as the only unburstable reality left for the deluded to argue over in this theater of dataless delusions.