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DJT rose +0.75% as three blank Truth Social posts vanished into the void, proving the market sneezes right through media circus and political theater. SPY fell -0.39%, confirming that grandstanding about Margo Kessler's apology remains just hot potato noise. LEFT claims this proves laughter equals economic power, while RIGHT insists the game is delightful despite bruised egos. The VIXY rose +0.67% as controversy became the only story. QQQ edged up, ignoring the empty posts completely. This isn't delusion; it's data screaming that silence sells stocks better than any text ever could.